Definition: a day when life is so crazy that
I don't have time to work on looking presentable
enough to go out in public, but I have to go out in
public so I throw on a hat and a pair of sunglasses
and hope no body recognizes me.
I you saw someone in a pink Gap hat and an old, ill-fitting
pair of sunglasses rushing around at warp speed today
it was probably me. The pink hat is for weekdays,
the moose hat gets worn on Saturdays.
Actually, sometimes I wear the moose hat on Mondays.