Hat Day

Hat day.

Definition: a day when life is so crazy that

I don't have time to work on looking presentable

enough to go out in public, but I have to go out in

public so I throw on a hat and a pair of sunglasses

and hope no body recognizes me.

I you saw someone in a pink Gap hat and an old, ill-fitting

pair of sunglasses rushing around at warp speed today

it was probably me. The pink hat is for weekdays,

the moose hat gets worn on Saturdays.

Just kidding.

Actually, sometimes I wear the moose hat on Mondays.